We were not the original author of this but so many people thought it was funny we thought we would add it to our blog.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This
is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to
a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says
‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say ‘you’re welcome’ . That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying GO TO HELL

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #
3.

* Women will
get a good laugh out of this because they know!